If you are a horse, beware. For I am your brain.: Archive

6 tags

Jan 31st

3 notes

4 tags

Jan 31st

3 tags

Jan 31st

97 notes

4 tags

Jan 31st

2 notes

Jan 30th

10 notes

7 tags

Jan 30th

6 tags

Jan 30th

6 tags

Jan 30th

10 notes

2 tags

Ways to Avoid Hipster Baby Names →

Okay so apparently “Max” is a hipster name. It falls under “No names you might use for a dog”. I’d like to point out however, that it derives from the Scottish family name ”Maxwell” and was not originally used for pets. Although I believe at one point it was the most popular name for dogs in the U.S.

Jan 30th

8 tags

Jan 30th

906 notes

5 tags

Jan 30th

2 tags

Jan 30th

2 tags

Jan 30th

975 notes

Jan 29th

18 notes

4 tags

Jan 29th

18 notes

6 tags

Jan 29th

1 note

3 tags

Jan 29th

2 notes

3 tags

Jan 28th

15 notes

3 tags

Jan 28th

57,990 notes

Jan 28th

68 notes

4 tags

Jan 27th

7 notes

5 tags

Jan 27th

3 notes

5 tags

Jan 27th

15 notes

1 tag

Jan 27th

167 notes

2 tags

Jan 27th

1 tag

Turn the lights out, at the steak-house.

Jan 27th

3 tags

“The Kids are Alright is nominated for best picture fml.”

– Max, on the topic of not being one bit over dramatic considering we walked out the theater with sore jaws because we were cringing so hard. (via canikeepthispen) I’m pretty sure Roger Ebert left the theatre with a sore jaw from sucking this movie off so hard.

Jan 27th

2 tags

Jan 27th

3 tags

Jan 26th

10 tags

I love John Hughes, but was anyone else confused...

Jan 26th

2 tags

Jan 26th

3 tags

Jan 26th

9 notes

canikeepthispen asked: Today I bought what I thought was a Big Lebowski shirt, but then when I got home and was looking at it, I realized I had no idea what movie it was referencing. Turns out I've purchased a Boondock Saints II shirt. II. As in the fucking sequel. My question is can I ever return to the store where the purchase was made despite the fact that the workers think I am a fan of said movie?

Jan 25th

7 tags